About KungFuNinjaGuy
A Protector of Many
The Most Talented Neighborhood Watch
A Wise and Humble Warrior
" I have fought for kings and queens in my past. I have safely returned children back to their homes, after they were taken by village marauders. I have saved the lives of many. And I do, occasionally, enjoy long walks on the beach."
A Wise and Humble Warrior
The Most Talented Neighborhood Watch
A Wise and Humble Warrior
KungFuNinjaGuy: "As I tell many, many other people throughout my travels...
'Be safe, but take chances'
The Most Talented Neighborhood Watch
The Most Talented Neighborhood Watch
The Most Talented Neighborhood Watch
"As your neighborhood watch, I will instill and maintain a steady wave of safety throughout my agreed upon area of protection. Funny, now that I think about it,that's probably why contracts are created"
Testimonials
Assailant — location unspecified
Assailant — location unspecified
Assailant — location unspecified
"I was able to get one sucker punch on KungFuNinjaGuy when I broke into his apartment. It didn't phase him at all. The dude can take a punch."
Bad Guy — location unknown
Assailant — location unspecified
Assailant — location unspecified
"I will seek vengeance on KungFuNinjaGuy. He's a worthy opponent. He's beaten me 25 times one week, but I'm not a quitter. We'll see what happens next week"
Civilian — Los Angeles
Assailant — location unspecified
Civilian — Los Angeles
"Our company Christmas parties were never very successful. KungFuNinjaGuy helped us see where we had been going wrong and helped us go right! Plus he saved my life one night when a group of ninjas tried to steal my puppy."