" I have fought for kings and queens in my past. I have safely returned children back to their homes, after they were taken by village marauders. I have saved the lives of many. And I do, occasionally, enjoy long walks on the beach."
KungFuNinjaGuy: "As I tell many, many other people throughout my travels...
'Be safe, but take chances'
"As your neighborhood watch, I will instill and maintain a steady wave of safety throughout my agreed upon area of protection. Funny, now that I think about it,that's probably why contracts are created"
My delivery from Amazon
Celebrating Ninja Day (and yes, there is such a thing. Don't be silly)
"I definitely wasn't prepared, thus the quivering lip." (hahaha)
It's always important to maintain good health, and also while you're at it...maintaining a good sense of humor is also imperative.
The perfect tool for the job
"I was able to get one sucker punch on KungFuNinjaGuy when I broke into his apartment. It didn't phase him at all. The dude can take a punch."
"I will seek vengeance on KungFuNinjaGuy. He's a worthy opponent. He's beaten me 25 times one week, but I'm not a quitter. We'll see what happens next week"
"Our company Christmas parties were never very successful. KungFuNinjaGuy helped us see where we had been going wrong and helped us go right! Plus he saved my life one night when a group of ninjas tried to steal my puppy."